A: Wow...See this.. The "Men's Health" classify all the women into 6 classes. Take a look!!
(After seeing....)
B: Full of shit!! To me there are only 4 types. 30% are those career-minded, egotistic feminist waiting to trample over the guys that have suppressed them for centuries. These are one of the hardest to tame, give guys the most troubles and responsible for 99% of guys suicide. The other 30% are the wild kind of girl, with multiple hair colours, multiple ear-ring and of course are regular clubbers. Any guy in the right frame of mind wont got for this kind of girl. For another 30%, These girls apparently got a penchant for the same sex. Yeap... so a pity. The ideal kind of girls lie in the 10%.
C: I agree there are very little good kind of girls, but, it is for that 10% that is why we keep falling in love isn't it??
B: I wouldn't be very sure about how u think. You see... so apparently out of 10 girls, u need to heart-break 6 times and feel inferior for another 3 times in order to get the 1 girl. As far as i am concern, most guy wont survive through the fifth heart-break. Ya... They will be dead by then.
C: Hmmm.... you quite pessimistic about love huh. I think is one of the best thing.....
B: That is because you are still attached dude! Seeing the horrendous stuffs the girl do to their boyfriend is really disappointing. One classic example, running away with another guy, and leaving you to rot and die.
C: hahaha... Ok la. Should not happen to me.. I quite sure.
Me(Very tired!!): Not i want to curse you, but girls will change. 3 things you can do. First is try to be as independent as possible, so that you will not get the shock when break up. Second, is to ravage your brain to do as much romantic things for her as possible. Not fool-proof though. Last, 先下手为强! Break up first!
C: erps... i believe in her.
Me: Fine... go ahead... i very tired. I go sleep.
(Still got some conversation between B and C.... But i sleeping)
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